So Mikayla and I are talking on the phone and she begins to tell me how she went out to a strip club with a bunch of friends and how she tried out since it was amateur night. She failed horribly and scraped up her knees pretty bad. I asked her if she did it sober and she just acted innocent. Yeah right. Anyway I went over with Derrick to help her take care of those scrapes on her newbie stripper knees. WINK WINK. Derrick began helping her out and making her feel good since she said the whole strip club scene really got her hot and horny and she needed some TLC. This member of the 40inchplus club knows what she wants and gets it whenever she wants.

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Vicky was beyond the shadow of a doubt completely eligible for the 40 inch hall of dames. She was just sunbathing and I knew she loved to fuck out in the hot sun. So I got things going and she did exactly what I suspected she would do...Fuck the living bejeezus out of my buddy. He shot his load all over uncontrollably once she really started putting that ass on him.

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Ok. Get this. I move into a new neighborhood and since I wasnt completely situated yet I had to figure out how to make due for a while. I had no fridge and was on my way to the local market for some drinks. I figured I would take a shortcut and I ended up meeting Mitchelle. She has instantly become my number one favorite neighbor.....

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We went to visit my good friend Lindsay and as we walked into the side kitchen door she was washing dishes in a nice little terry cloth dress that was hiked up just enough to show her ass. I guess since she assumed she was going to be alone for the day she really didnt pay any mind to how her dress was hiked up. As soon as Alex saw that he switched into Casanova mode and wooed her right out of that pink dress. The bikini she was wearing under soon followed and before any of us knew it there was full fledged fucking going on.

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Daryn is one globetrotting gal. I asked her if she fly over to see me before she headed back up north. I used the fact she could use my backyard to sunbathe and kick loose before she had to hunker down for the winter up north. I cant believe that worked. With that ass she will be able to saty warm no matter what kind of cold weather she encounters. Shit I would just bury myself in her ass cheeks like the hibernating horny bear I am.

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So Jada decided to come by and visit to prove to me she definitely had 40 inches or more of ass. As soon as I measured those heaping heaving oompa loompas I knew we had a winner. She didnt have the golden ticket but Jerry gave her a nice big Willy Wonka anyways. Jerry almost suffocated under that great big ass. He was real close to being ASSassinated.

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